Just wanted you to know that this is not one of those parties where everyone gets wasted or naked or starts cuddling indiscriminately. My boss is probably going to bring his kids. They’re older than yours, but still, you get my point.
No one will try to steal them or take pictures of them or do anything weird because you are a celebrity. I will also put up the baby gate so they don’t fall down the stairs.
Come to my party.