See, Alec Baldwin, this just proves I’m not a crazy stalker person – I didn’t even know that. Thing is, the only thing I’m finding online is from 2014, so I’m choosing not to believe it’s true. And even if it is, I’m guessing you can afford to fly in. I have an extra bedroom in case you guys need a place to crash.
p.s. I’m really sorry New York was so mean to you. Sometimes people are real assholes.
p.p.s. I also just found out you had a stalker. Sorry to bring that up. I promise I won’t ask you about it at the party.