Omigod. Alec Baldwin.

My friend Jeremy just sent me a gif of you licking an ear of corn. This might be the worst thing that’s ever happened to my eyes.

Please note that there will be NO CORN at my party. If you bring corn, I will turn you away, even though you are Alec Baldwin. This is not a joke, I’m very, very serious.

That said, if you’d like to bring something else, please feel free. I really like cheese. Some olives might be nice – but not the black ones, I hate those. Also, I’m not sure I bought enough napkins, so if you could stop by Duane Reade and grab some, that would be great.

We’re gonna be setting up at around 6, if you want to come early and help.

You’re the best,

Kelly

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