But – it’s possible you won’t remember this – we did meet one time at that coffee shop on Irving Place. You and me were the only people in line (weird for that place, they’re always packed)… They were taking a long time to fix your drink, so you turned and said hi to me and asked if I worked from home.
Point is, I’m not a complete stranger. In fact, I’d say, statistically, I’ve spent more time with you than about 99% of the people in the world.
And when you think about it, how many parties have you been to in your life where you don’t actually know the host. Probably like a million.
Come to mine. Come on.
p.s. A quick google search will tell you most anything you need to know about me, in case you’re curious. My last name is Claus.