That’s not a tactic to get you to come – I’m sure you don’t care what I’ll be wearing. I just wanted to let you know I take my parties very seriously – enough to spend SIXTY BUCKS on a dress. That doesn’t sound like a lot, but I work for a nonprofit, so it may as well be a million. PLUS I HAD TO PAY FOR SHIPPING, ALEC BALDWIN. SHIPPING.
Disclaimer: I only ordered the dress a few days ago and it hasn’t arrived yet – if it doesn’t get here in time, I’ll probably just wear jeans and this black top I have, blah.
You can wear whatever you want. It’s easier for men anyways (jerks). If Hilaria’s wondering, I think most people will be going “festive casual.”
I’m sure you’ll both look great*.
*But obviously not better than me. I’m very cute.
p.s. You should know that this is NOT a shoes-off home. EVERYONE MUST KEEP THEIR SHOES ON AT MY PARTY, I MEAN IT. Sorry if that weirds you out b/c your baby will be crawling around on the floor with his little hands. I don’t have kids, so my empathy for that sort of thing is pretty low.